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WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS SO HARD TO LEARN:

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4. We must polish the Polish furniture.

5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10. I did not object to the object.

11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13. They were too close to the door to close it.

14. The buck does certain things when does are present.

There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger, neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England nor French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted. . . but if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth Beth?

One goose, two geese. So one moose, two meese?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends, but not one amend?

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all, but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why don't preachers praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Sometimes I think all English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite a play and play at a recital, ship by truck and send cargo by ship, have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

And dosen't expecting the unexpected, make the unexpected.....expected?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

People, not computers, invented English. . . it reflects the creativity of the human race which, of course, is not a race at all.

That is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible.

P. S. Why doesn't BUICK rhyme with QUICK?

Just Curious,

                  -Trevan 

Cool Facts

Feed your brain with useless knowledge!!

1) Brittany Spears is afraid of the dark.
2) Paper money is made of nylon.
3) The saying it’s raining cats and dogs, is from the Latin word catupia for waterfall.
4) The person with the strongest ears in the world, can lift 500 pounds with his ears.
5) Mother Goose was a real person.
6) There are 31,536,000,000,000,000,000 nanoseconds(one billion nanoseconds=1 second) in a millennium(1,000years=1 millennium).
7) George W. Bush, loves golf.
8) The name Craig means man of the mountains.
9) The word "Cool" originally meant mean.
10) There is a murder every fifteen seconds.
11) Space Shuttles never leave the atmosphere. They only go to the farthest out layer of the atmosphere.
12) The sun is mostly green, but our eyes are less sensitive green, to compensate.
13) The early astronauts wore diapers.
14) In 10,000 years, Vega will become the north star.
15) The name Quoin means medicine man.
16) It takes eight minutes for light from the sun, to reach earth.
17) Women are fatter than men.
18) People with small brains are smarter.
19) A mess of beans, is actually a specified amount.
20) The oldest athlete is 105 years old.
21) A rat will dissolve in cola.
22) Jupiter has rings.
23) The elephant man really existed.
24) The longest sausage in the world is 28 miles long (imagine the pig!)
25) Disney land has only ever closed once.
26) Bob dole uses viagra.
27) Expage has produced 9,000,000 pages.
28) If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
29) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
30) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet in the air.
31) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Also called the lithium diet.)
32) The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
33) A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
34) Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
35) Butterflies taste with their feet.
36) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
37) A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
38) An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
39) Starfish don't have brains.
40) Polar bears are left handed.
52) The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the +cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."
56) Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
57) The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

58) Upper and lower case letters are named "upper" and "lower" because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the lower case letters.
59) There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
60) There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.
61) The numbers "172" can be found on the back of the US 5 dollar bill, in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
62) The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before.
63) The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
64) There are 4 cars and 11 lightposts on the back on the US 10 dollar bill.
65) Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. It also took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
66) If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
67) Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.
68) If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes and 4 pennies, you'd have $1.19. You would also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
69) The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".
70) The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
71) The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
72) The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
73) The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
74) Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.
75) By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
76) Casey Kasem is the voice of Shaggy on Scooby Doo.
77) Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
78) Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
79) In Gulliver's Travels, Jonathan Swift described the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size and speeds of rotation. He did this more than 100 years before either moon was discovered.
80) Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
81) Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson".
82) An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.
83) Sharon Stone was the first StarSearch spokesmodel.
84) The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
85) The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
86) Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
87) Back in the mid to late 80s, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered 100% compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.
88) Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!!
89) Mney isn't made out of paper. It's made out of cotton.
90) The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents he number of varieties of pickle the company once had.
91) A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
92) Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
93) The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.
94) The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
96) Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.
97) A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
98) A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
99) A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2 by 3-1/2.
100) 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
101) Every person has a unique eye & tongue print.
102) The "spot" on the 7-Up comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.
103) 315 entries in Webster's 1996 dictionary were misspelled.
104) During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur", a small red car can be seen in the distance.
105) On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!
106) John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son.
107) Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister.
108) Chocolate kills dogs. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
109) Daniel Boone detested coonskin caps.
110) Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.
111) Most lipstick contains fish scales.
112) Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
114) Dr. Seuss is actually pronounced Seuss such that it sounds like Sue-ice.
115) Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine. 116) During the California gold rush of 1849, miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and pressing. Due to the extremely high costs in California during these boom years, it was deemed more feasible to send their shirts to Hawaii for servicing.

* By age ten, the average American kid has worn down over 750 crayons!
* Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over 1 million descendants.
* There are 4.3 births and 1.7 deaths per second in the world.
* A starfish is the only fish/animal life form that has it's stomach on the outside.
* The drink Coca-Cola originally contained the drug cocaine in it.
* Pheumononoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest english word. There are 47 letters.
* The ashes of the average cremated person weighs nine pounds.
* Coca-Cola was originaly green
* Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time!
* Texas is the only state that is allowed to fly it's State flag the same height as the US flag.
* The odds of finding a pearl In an oyster are 1 in 12,000
* You will use about 68,250 gallons of water brushing your teeth during your lifetime.
* At-90 degrees F, your breath freezes and falls to the floor.
* It would take about 3,085,209,600,000 rolls of wallpaper to cover the Sahara desert.
* 2 out of 5 people live in China or India.
* Right now, about 61,000 people are flying over the USA
* You will laugh about 5,479 times this year.
* The worst hiccups lasted 25,355 days.
* Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
* Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
* The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
* There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
* The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
* A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
* The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
* All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
* "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."
* Almonds are a member of the peach family.
* Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
* Kermit the Frog is left-handed.
* It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is 'shake' and the 46th word from the last word is 'spear'.
* The word "thousand" is the first number word with an "A" in it. All the words for 1 through 999 don't have any "A's" in them.
* There are 116 ridges on a quarter. There are 115 ridges on a dime.
* A golf ball usually has how 336 dimples.
* 500,000,000 years ago, antarcitca was on the equator.
* 224,000 copies of Moby Dick weigh as much as the largest animal on earth, the blue whale.

* The world's longest mustache was 284.48 centimeters long.
* Impluses can travel through your nervous system at 1,177,440 feet per hour.
* The odds that the world will be destroyed by a metorite in the next 50 years is 1 in 1,200,000.
* The average person weighs as much as 1,440,000 postage stamps.
* An average of three people a year die from vending machines falling on them.
* Tweety bird was originally colored pink. He was changed to yellow because Warner Bros. didn't want to have people thinking he was a "naked" bird.
* A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
* There are more chickens than people in the world.
* The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
* It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.
* On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
* It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
* Coca-Cola was first sold in bottles in 1894.
*When a piece of glass cracks, the crack travels at over 3000 miles per hour.
* Pigs, walruses and light-colored horses can be sunburned.
* Rubber Bands were invented in 1845.
* Mosquitos are attracted to the color blue twice as much as to any other color.
* The first product to have a UPC bar code on its packaging was Wrigley's gum.

A snail's pace is 0.00625 miles per hour.

A spiders blood is transparent.

All fifty states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

The typical bed houses 2 million dust mites.

Ancient Egyptians shaved their eyebrows off to mourn the deaths of their cats.

*Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. .

*Four Marathon runners will lose about 9.5 pounds of sweat in one race.

*Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

*Donkeys kill more people annually than airplane crashes.

*If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.

*It takes four pounds of potatoes to make one pound of potato chips.

*There are 4.3 births and 1.7 deaths per second in the world.

*On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.

*One-fourth of Los Angeles is taken up of automobiles.

*Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.

*Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

*If you get a pizza in Italy it will probably come with no cheese.

*Some bacteria can produce 16,000,000 offspring in 8 hours.

*If you put a goldfish in a dark room for a while it will turn white.

*The dial tone of a normal telephone and American car horns beep in the key of "F".

*More than 50% of the world's population have never made or received a phone call.

*The lifespan of a taste bud is ten days.

*The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

*The most commonly used password on computer systems is "password".

*The name Oz, in The Wizard of Oz, was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z, hence "Oz." .

*There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

*The toilet was invented by a man named John Crapper.

*Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.

*Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.

*We shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime.

*The world's termites outweigh the world's humans ten to one.

*Coca-Cola can be used as car oil but don't try it!

*Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

*Whispering is more wearing on your voice than a normal speaking tone.

*Whispering and shouting stretch the vocal cords.

*You blink your eyes about 20 000 times a day.

*The number one source of employment in Afghanistan is mine clearance.

*Girls see better in the dark than boys.

*There are more plastic flamingos in the US than real ones.

*If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

*Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

*On an average people fear spiders more than they do death.

*There are more telephones than people in Washington, DC.

*Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

*The plastic things that are at the end of shoelaces are called aglets. The back of a sock is called a gore.

*Most American cars honk in the key of F.

*The record for chicken flight is 13 seconds.

*Blue is the favorite color of 80% of Americans.

*Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

The largest traffic jam occurred in Japan in 1990. It was 84 miles long.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

*When a person shakes their head from side to side in Sri Lanka, they are saying yes.

*No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

*It's against the law to have a dog in Iceland (unless it's a seeing eye dog).

*The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

*In the USA, deaf people have safer driving records than hearing people.

*The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles Strawberries have more vitamin C in them than oranges.

*In Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan, "Finger Lickin' Good." comes out as "Eat your fingers off."

*1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.

*All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

*Himmelherregottkruezmillionendonnerwetter is the longest swear word in the world. It means Heaven Lord cross million thunder and lightning.

*The longest case of hiccups lasted for 68 years, Charles Osborne in Iowa.

*Abraham Lincoln's dog, Fido, was assassinated, too He was stabbed to death.

*Having a banana in a fruit bowl will make the other fruit ripen more quickly.

*The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.

*Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

*Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

*Children grow faster in the spring.

*The average child spends approximately 28 hours a week watching television, which is twice as much time as they spend in school.

*Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.<P>

*The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.

*The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

*Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

*"bookkeeper" is the only English word with 3 sets of double letters.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly. The Snickers bar is the number 1 candy sold in vending machines.

THINGS TO BE TAKEN AS A JOKE
 

The New Priest

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as daddy, junior and the spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me "
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a Peter pulling contest at St.Taffy's.

fun things to say and do while in a public restroom

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with apple juice. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while
yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of
toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.
Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your
butt cheeks

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your
"Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to
the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it
so you can see your neighbor and say, "Oooh, you might want to get
a doctor to check that out"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
"Born Free."

Children's Books That Didn't Make It

1) You're Different -- And That's Bad

2) The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

3) Robert: Dad's New Wife

4) Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share

5) The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

6) Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her

7) Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

8) All Cats Go to Hell

9) The Little Sissy That Snitched

10) Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?

11) That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption.

12) Grandpa Gets a Casket

13) 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool

14) The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15) Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

16) The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17) Strangers Have the Best Candy

18) Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

19) You Were an Accident

20) Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21) Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

22) Your Nightmares Are Real

23) Where Would You Like to be Buried?

24) You've Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown

25) Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from Your Nose

 

Favorite Stuff

i dont have alot of fav's, here are most of 'em:

Favorite TV Show: i dunno south park is pretty funny, so is Bam's show..oh, and the simpsons.
Favorite Movie:master and commander,the count of monte cristo,and the last samauri, and catch me if you can.
Favorite Music:i dont care
Favorite Book:the summer of the monkeys
Favorite Sports:soccer, golf, basketball,skiing
Favorite Food:cheeseburger with mustard and onions only

Favorite Quotes

 I'm not Schizophrenic and neither am I

 

keep your nose clean.